oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

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So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

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flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

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